Super Mario Brothers as Hunter S. Thompson

Super Mario as Hunter S Thompson

We can’t stop here, this is bat country.

Found this on ircimages, if anyone knows the original source let me know.

UPDATE: SuzyAge4 of DevianArt would appear to be the artist. Thanks to Falafelkid for the tip.

I’m sorry Mario but our princess is in another castle

I’m sorry Mario but our princess is in another castle

Virginia - Eat The Kids First License Plate

Saw this on IRC. Quite impressed.

Virginia - Eat The Kids First

What’s that behind you?

In 1996 in Australia, some scuba diving tourists didn’t notice what was behind them until they looked at their vacation photos.

What they saw would change their lives forever…

scuba.jpg

The oceans are not safe…

Rick Astley Windows XP Error

Rick Astley Error Message

Choose what Rick Astley will do to you: Tell A Lie, Say Goodbye, or Desert You. Not pictured: run around, let you down, and give you up.

Couldn’t resist. Made it here.

Ninjas, Pirates and Wenches: Redux

By now, you’ve got to have seen this motivational poster asking “when was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?”

When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

But in a shocking twist, there’s a follow-up which knocks it out of the park:

When was the last time you saw a ninja?

Indeed, when was the last time you saw a ninja?

Definitely the first response to a motivational poster I’ve ever seen. Ninjas FTW.

(I didn’t make either of these, they’re just floating around IRC).

Statistical analysis of what Rick Astley will do to you

Rick Astley Pie Chart

I really like that episode of Family Guy where Brian sings “Never Gonna Give You Up.” If gor some reason you don’t know the song / get the joke, here it is:

I like these pie charts a lot.

Two men are playing golf

Heard a good joke today:

Two men are playing golf when a funeral procession begins to pass. One of the men stops his turn, removes his hat, and stands in silence until the procession has passed.

His golf partner is visibly moved. “You are one of the kindest people I have ever met,” he says.

The first golfer replies: “Well, we were married for 30 years.”

Check this bacon, motherfucker

Check this bacon motherfucker

 

 

No idea where this originated, saw it on a forum. Damn it I want some bacon.

Only 3 to go

 

Epic failure

 

If at first you don’t succeed, try again - then quit the fucking team.